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/var/www/vhosts/pegasus.ouvaton.org/httpdocs/ecrire/inc_version.php3 on line 531 Warning: Illegal string offset 'statut' in /var/www/vhosts/pegasus.ouvaton.org/httpdocs/ecrire/inc_db_mysql.php3 on line 26 Apnée La Maison des Bories

Apnée

Le vendredi 6 juin 2003.

C’est un plongeur à bouteilles qui est en train de contempler la faune d’un tombant.

Il en est à 15 mètres sous la surface lorsqu’il remarque un mec à côté de lui, en apnée... Aucune bouteille d’air comprimé ou quoi que ce soit de l’équipement du plongeur traditionnel.

Le plongeur avec bouteille descend alors à 20 mètres mais se fait rapidement rejoindre par l’autre plongeur.

Alors, un peu vexé, le plongeur descend à 30 mètres... mais ne tarde pas à voir le gars en apnée se rapprocher de lui.

Énervé, il saisit sa craie et son petit écritoire et écrit :
-  QU’EST-CE QUE VOUS FOUTEZ SI BAS SANS ÉQUIPEMENT ?

Et l’autre lui prend la craie et écrit :
-  JE ME NOIE, *#*@ ?*£ !



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