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ereg_replace() is deprecated in /var/www/vhosts/pegasus.ouvaton.org/httpdocs/ecrire/inc_texte.php3 on line 478 Warning: Illegal string offset 'statut' in /var/www/vhosts/pegasus.ouvaton.org/httpdocs/ecrire/inc_db_mysql.php3 on line 26 Deprecated: Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /var/www/vhosts/pegasus.ouvaton.org/httpdocs/ecrire/inc_version.php3 on line 531 Warning: Illegal string offset 'statut' in /var/www/vhosts/pegasus.ouvaton.org/httpdocs/ecrire/inc_db_mysql.php3 on line 26 Course de coqs La Maison des Bories

Course de coqs

Le mardi 29 avril 2003.

-  Course de coqs(GIF)
Un bon gros paysan, trouvant son coq trop vieux pour "satisfaire" toutes ses poules, a acheté un tout nouveau jeune coq et l’a laché dans sa basse-cour.
Une fois le jeune coq arrivé dans la basse-cour, le vieux coq vient le trouver et lui dit :
"Salut jeunot, voilà tu sais que j’approche de la fin, alors si tu veux bien, tu pourrais me laisser quelques poules..."
Le jeune coq stupéfait, lui répond :
"Ah non ! Tu as fait ton temps pépé, maintenant c’est mon tour, je prends toutes les poules....
Mais le vieux coq, malin, lui demande (GIF)
"Alors je te propose une course : le premier arrivé à la clôture, là-bas aura toutes les poules mais tu me laisses quand même 1 mètre d’avance, ok ??"
Le jeune coq, costaud, en pleine forme, comparé au vieux coq, qui a du mal à se tenir sur ses pattes, répond :
"OK, papy, pas de problème, eh.. eh..eh"....
Le jeune coq est persuadé de ne faire qu’une bouchée du vieux !!
La course commence....
Le paysan voyant son jeune coq courir après le vieux coq, s’empresse de saisir son fusil, et mitraille le jeune coq en gueulant :
"Putain, ça fait le 5ème coq que j’achète et c’est le 5ème coq pédé !"


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